1a. What year did you first start using e-mail (on a daily basis)? 1b. What year did you first start using a cell phone? 1c. What is the ring-tone on your cell phone? 2. From where you are answering this, can you see out a window? If so, what do you see? 3a. What one physical characteristic would you change about yourself? 3b. What one personality trait would you change about yourself? 3c. Thing you like about yourself the most? 4a. Favorite spectator sport? 4b. Favorite team and/or player in that sport? 4c. Professional sports team and/or player you would most enjoy seeing crushed in defeat? 5a. Favorite bumper sticker saying? 5b. Bumper sticker saying that really pisses you off? 6a. Do you believe in astrology? 6b. Do you believe in extra-sensory perception of any kind? 6c. Do you believe in ghosts? 6d. Do you believe in God? 6e. If you answered "No" to 6a, 6b, and 6c, and "Yes" to 6d, please explain. 7a. Favorite movie ever? 7b. Funniest movie ever? 7c. Scariest movie ever? 7d. Worst movie you've ever watched in its entirety? 8. If you were appointed Supreme Dictator of the United States for a day, what one thing would you outlaw? (Note: None of this "I'm not that type of person" crap. Indulge yourself.) 9. Are you happy? 10a. How many foreign languages are you fluent in? 10b. How many computer languages are you fluent in? 11a. What was your major when you entered college? 11b. And what was it when you graduated? 11c. And what would it be if you could do it all over again? 11d. And if you were to go back to school now strictly for pleasure/self-improvement? 12a. What one thing about George Bush do you loathe more than anything else? 12b. Member of the Bush Administration you actually think is evil (as opposed to merely stupid, incompetent, wrong-headed or short-sighted)? 13. Do you "share" music with your friends, and if so do you feel guilty about it? 14. Favorite comic strip? 15a. Do you consider yourself romantic? 15b. Have you found your One True Love? 15c. Do you use cute nicknames for each other? 15d. If so, what are... No, scratch that. Move along. 16. Ever owned an "exotic" pet, and if so what was it? 17. Physically-grueling activities: Love 'em or hate 'em? 18. Have you ever gotten a Letter to the Editor published? If so, what was it about? 19. Would you say you're competitive? Feel free to elaborate. 20. As a percentage, how much of what you've achieved in life would you say is due to "dumb luck" (e.g. where you were born, who your parents were, random chance, connections you've made with people, etc.) versus hard work, careful planning, and determination? Please round to the nearest 10th percentile. 21. What actor/actress would you want to play you in the Movie of Your Life? 22. Favorite philosopher? 23a. What is the most enjoyable job you've ever had? 23b. Putting aside talent, training, compensation, and any other practical consideration, what job would you most like to have? 23c. OK, now taking all the practical stuff back into account, what job do you wish you could have? 23d. If you won Powerball, would you continue to work any kind of regular job? 24. Biggest phobia? 25a. How often do you worry about death? 25b. What's the closest you've ever come to dying? 25c. If you could be immortal, would you want to be? (Note: If you answered "Yes" to 15b, assume that person could be immortal with you.) 26. What period in history would you most like to visit? 27a. Do you think we'll ever achieve interstellar travel? 27b. If you could travel in space, even if it were "just" to a Moon base, e.g., would you go? 28. Name someone of your own gender that you consider "hot". (Note: Answering this does not mean you're gay, although feeling intense discomfort about answering it might. Oh, and if you are gay, name someone of the opposite gender you consider "hot".) 29. Book(s) you've tried to read but just couldn't get through that you still plan to read? 30a. Favorite alcholic beverage? 30b. How often do you drink alcoholic beverages? 31a. Do you enjoy taking surveys? 31b. Are you pissed off that I said this was going to be 40 questions and, including sub-questions, we're already at, like, 52? 32. How many of the 50 states have you been to? (Note: For purposes of this question, "been to" can include driving through on the highway, but it cannot include airport stop-overs where you did not leave the airport.) 33. Person you'd most like to have a beer with (excluding friends/family)? 34. Person you'd most like to punch in the mouth? 35a. Describe your style of driving. 35b. If you could have any car in the world -- for daily use, not a "trophy" car -- what would it be? 36. Your Myers-Briggs personality type? 37. Favorite color? Explain. 38. Favorite season/location combination? 39. Do It Yourself or Hire A Professional? 40. It's Friday afternoon, almost quittin' time. Can't wait to get home so you can _____.