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Happy Thanksgiving!

Well, I'm off to enjoy the King of the Feasts, Thanksgiving. No gifts, no religious overtones, and no pressure. Just food, family, and football. (And beer, of course, but that would have screwed up the alliteration.)

I should be back Sunday or Monday. Until then, I wish all of you a most enjoyable and relaxing holiday.

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We Don't Know Jack

Earlier this morning, I clicked through to this 2001 study on scientific literacy, which Kevin Drum discusses in this post. Some of the results in this thing are truly eye-opening. Like, eyes-falling-out-of-your-head eye-opening. Consider:

  • The example Kevin cited: 25% of Americans believe the Sun goes around the Earth. One person in four. Think about that.

  • 24% of adults do not know that light travels faster than sound. Come on - what? - these people have never been through a thunderstorm? Never sat in the stands at a baseball game? Never seen a fireworks display? This is something a person should be able to figure out by adulthood without ever setting foot inside a classroom.

  • 55% of adults answered "True" to the statement "Lasers work by focusing sound waves." I actually blame this on Hollywood. Sci-Fi productions, from Star Trek to Star Wars, always accompany the firing of energy weapons with a high-pitched whine of some sort. Understandable error. (Right.)

  • 80% of respondents knew that "The center of the Earth is very hot." "Hey, not bad," I thought. Until I remembered that half of them probably think the reason is because that's where Hell is.

  • The Biggest Shocker of Them All: Only 54% of adults knew that it takes one year for the Earth to go around the Sun. I want you to stop and really let that number sink in. Un-friggin'-believable, no? And get this: Among respondents with graduate or professional degrees, the number only gets up to 76%. That's right, a quarter of people with advanced degrees are unaware of this most basic relationship between cosmology and our calendar. Astonishing.

  • Do you want to know which item the highest percentage of people got right? "Cigarette smoking causes lung cancer." 94% of Americans knew that was true. What a shame that it takes a credible threat of terminal illness to really get someone's attention.

Looking over the list, of the 16 true/false or multiple-choice questions, at least 10 of them were things I was aware of by the fourth grade (probably more, but I was conservative in giving myself credit since my childhood memory can be sketchy at times). I do not point that out to demonstrate how "smart" I am. I point it out to show that most of this stuff can easily be grasped by elementary school children.

It's hard to know what to think about this. Certainly, some of the blame can be laid on our educational system. On quite a few of the questions, however, there wasn't the dramatic increase in knowledge you'd expect as you went up the educational scale. This leads me to believe that there's something cultural in play here as well. Lack of curiosity. Contempt for the educated. A habit of thinking we know the answers before the facts are on the table. I'm reminded of someone who stands as an exemplar of all these traits. Can't... quite... put my finger... on who that would be...

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Genetic Schmenetic

Over at AmericaBlog, John-in-DC is unleashing some righteous fury at the Washington Post for agreeing to distribute a magazine insert attacking homosexuals. From the sound of it, there's some pretty egregious stuff in there, and I hope the Post doesn't try to duck responsibility for this lapse in judgement by hiding behind some "advertising neutrality" policy. That aside, I would like to take issue with this paragraph in John's post:

In [the supplement] you learn things like the fact that sexual orientation isn't genetic. Why? Because if it were genetic it would have to be passed by gay parents who don't have kids! Putting aside a number of holes in that theory, there's the more general scientific point about recessive genes. My point is that this filth isn't even scientifically correct, and the Post is publishing it. I didn't realize the Post had no problems publishing junk science targeting minority groups. Huh.

Excuse me, but have we actually found the gene that causes homosexuality? Because if we did, I must have missed that news story.

I happen to be quite skeptical of the notion that complex behaviors such as sexual preference can be reduced to genetics. I imagine there are some biological factors that make one more or less prone to homosexuality -- possibly something related to hormonal balance? -- but I doubt that those factors function in any strictly deterministic fashion. From what I have read on the subject and from my own personal experience, I have come to believe that the constellation of personality traits that make up our sexual being can, more often than not, be traced back to "imprinting" experiences during early development and adolescence. Random life events coinciding with periods of psychological vulnerability can and do influence what "look" we're attracted to, what turns us on and what doesn't, what fetishes we get stuck with, and, yes, our homo- or hetero- orientation. It's not a simple matter of a protein here and another protein there in our genetic makeup.

Whether you agree with that take or not, here's my point: I think it is cowardly and ultimately damaging to defend gay rights using the rationale that homosexuality is genetic, rather than a choice. When you make that case, you're tacitly admitting that gayness is a pathological state of some kind. You're saying that, yes, it's undesirable, but it's not their fault, so we should extend them our sympathies (and their rights) out of the kindness of our "normal" hearts.

This is nonsense. It shouldn't matter whether homosexuality is genetic, developmental, or a completely arbitrary "lifestyle choice". Gay rights should be defended because homosexuality is a behavior which poses no threat to me, to you, or to society at large. Gay rights should be defended because these people are human beings who aren't doing anything wrong. I think that, once people really understand and accept that, they'll stop worrying about what "causes" homosexuality.

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Predatory Lending

Folks, it looks like we've got our first TwoGlasses exclusive. The following letter made its way to my desk this morning, and I feel it's my civic duty to share it with you:

Dear United States Congress,

You've planned. You've anticipated. You've done your best to guess what the future holds and you've saved accordingly. Or perhaps not. In any case, the truth is that times are a little tough right now, and you could use some help.

Here at the Federal Treasury, we understand.

Over the centuries, you've demonstrated a commitment to meeting your financial obligations and paying your bills on time. More or less. And because you've been such a valued customer since 1776, we have decided to increase your line of credit by an additional $800 billion dollars, bringing your total available credit to $8.184 trillion dollars. You can use this money to reward valued campaign contributors, finance new tax cuts for the wealthy, or even start an additional war! The choice is yours.

Remember, at the Federal Treasury, we're not just looking forward to collecting our interest, we're looking out for yours.

Sincerely,

John W. Snow

P.S. Don't forget, as a Plutonium-Select cardmember, for every dollar you spend, you'll earn up to 2% in "Boondoggle Bucks"! This program allows you to purchase selected items from the Department of Defense's "Big N' Pointless" catalogue: Attack submarines, missile defense shields, even bunker-busting nukes! You name it!

Developing...

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DeLay Reaction

Am I the only one who thinks Josh Marshall is going a little too batshit about the House GOP's ethics rule vote? I think I lost count after his thirtieth post on the subject. Out of curiosity, yesterday afternoon, I did a quick surf-by to see if any of the rest of the Big Guys had touched this story. Nothing at Kos. Nothing at Atrios. Nothing at Political Animal.

For those of you who are wondering about the distinct lack of outrage here and elsewhere, this is the deal: The rule the GOP changed was not a House rule, it was a GOP Party rule. See, back in '94, when Newt and Company were negotiating their Contract On America, they came up with this rule, which basically says that GOP party members under felony indictment will not be allowed to hold leadership positions in the House. This was intended to showcase their (ahem.. chuckle) superior ethical standards.

Now, a decade later, with Tom "Corruption Is My Middle Name" DeLay in danger of being indicted on campaign fraud charges, those honor-obsessed Repubs are apparently having second thoughts. If DeLay has demonstrated anything over his tenure, after all, it's that unethical behavior is the GOP's friend. In light of the gains he has brought them through arm-twisting, abuse of his office, illegal redistricting schemes and the like, it's not surprising to me at all that his party would seek to exempt him from the threat of disqualification from his leadership post. In the end, though, the important thing to remember is that this really isn't a case of Republicans perverting the system to their own ends (as would be the case, for example, should the Senate GOP vote to do away with the filibuster). This is merely the GOP's rampant hypocrisy rearing its ugly head. Hardly front-page news.

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Quote Of The Day

From the editors of The New Republic:

Judging from his recent appointments, Bush thinks his first-term administration had one big problem: It was too open to competing views.

It would be amusing if it weren't so horrifying.

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Monger

I was just reading some excerpts from a recent speech by Howard Dean, and ran across a bit where he refers to Jerry Falwell as a "hate-monger". This phrase has gained a lot of currency recently (and it's certainly an apt description of Falwell). Suddenly, however, I found myself wondering if there was such a thing as an un-prefixed monger? Is "monger" itself a noun? Lo and behold, it is. From Dictionary.com:

1. A dealer in a specific commodity. Often used in combination: an ironmonger.

2. A person promoting something undesirable or discreditable. Often used in combination: a scandalmonger; a warmonger.

Heh. I had no idea. I may have to start adapting the term for use in regular conversation. Next time I head across the street on a liquor run, I'm going to greet the old guy who runs the place with "Hey! How's my favorite booze-monger?"

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Owens-Gate

Reacting to this week's somewhat-tasteless Monday Night Football intro, which featured an actress from Desperate Housewives jumping "naked" on Terrell Owens, Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney had this to say:

"It was the most disgraceful thing I've ever seen."

My goodness. The most disgraceful thing he's ever seen? That's... interesting.

I guess he hasn't seen that video of one of our soldiers executing an Iraqi in cold blood. He must have also missed all that Abu Graib footage from last Spring. Because, speaking only for myself, of course, I considered that stuff a lot more disgraceful. (Maybe that's because, as a hard-core Blue Stater, I just don't have any real "values".)

Honestly, people. Give it a rest. Here's a message to both sides:

To the Family Values Crusaders: Stop getting your panties in a bunch about this sort of thing. It just shows how shallow your "values" really are. If you think some mildly risque nonsense like this is messing up your kids' heads worse than the daily body count on the nightly news, you've got a screw loose.

To the producers of Monday Night Football: Could you please dial back the promotional garbage you've layered on this once-respected sports institution? It adds nothing to the game. Football fans I know are at best uninterested in this Hollywood-style hype and many, I'd imagine, find it as annoying as I do. You're debasing your product. Stop it.

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Horrible Idea

I'm with Atrios on this one. Absent some compensatory policy change, eliminating the tax break businesses receive for providing health insurance to their employees is just a horrid idea. Employers across the nation - especially small-to-medium-sized businesses - are already screaming bloody murder about the rising cost of providing health insurance. And now the Bushies want to make the burden heavier. All in the interest of further reducing taxes on unearned income.

What is with these guys?

The only way I could see this working out would be if a new tax deduction were created - Or an existing one expanded? I'm no tax expert. - to help individuals defray the cost of paying for their own health insurance. Of course, the administration won't do that because it would defeat the purpose of removing the existing break: Making investors richer while maintaining a revenue-neutral impact. I am dumbfounded.

It's possible, I suppose, that many large corporations will be able to suck this up. The hit they take by losing the insurance deduction could easily be offset by a gain in investment income from the new tax breaks. This assumes, of course, that they play fair and don't use the change as an excuse to screw their employees just for the hell of it, keeping all the benefit of the new breaks and dropping health coverage anyhow. No matter how you slice it, though, this would be a Big Lose for small businesses, the vast majority of which don't derive much in the way of profits from investments and capital gains.

Looked at this way, it's a policy that treats businesses the same way the rest of the Bush administration's policies treat individuals: Take from the little guy to benefit the big guy. Can't fault their consistency, I guess.

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Blue Solution Watch

Salon has a very good article on the rapidly spreading notion of Blue-State Federalism as a response not just to November 2nd's disappointing results, but to the larger, ongoing failure by Democrats and progressives to hold onto any kind of meaningful power at the national level. This one's worth clicking through the annoying ad for, people:

What we're seeing, [Cannavo] says, is the growth of blue-state nationalism, a new sort of identity politics forced into life in reaction to the relentless insults of red America. For years now, conservatives have excoriated liberals in almost exactly the same way that previous right-wing movements demonized Jews -- as unwholesomely cosmopolitan, traitorous, decadent, inclined to both socialism and economic elitism. Right-wing authors like Michael Savage, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter routinely try to write their opponents out of the nation.

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Democrats are starting to get this, which is partly why the results of this election felt so personal. "We are being attacked and really caricatured," says Cannavo. "There's been an attack on the blue states as out of touch with the country. You had 48 percent to 51 percent in the election, but the 48 percent is considered somehow illegitimate."

Many of the people in that 48 percent are not content to be ruled by people who, beyond disagreeing with them, seem to despise them. They'll seek other ways to exercise power. "Over the history of this country," says Cannavo, "we have had states taking the lead on certain issues and then even banding together to sue the federal government. The Northeastern states have taken action on air pollution. Can this be magnified in terms of issues like health insurance? Yes. The question, though, is how far can this go. Would you eventually reach a point of a kind of loose federation where you have two countries pursuing their own domestic policies?"

That's essentially the idea. Clearly, it marks an attenuation of progressive dreams for America. But at least it means there's something liberals can do to further their own ideals in the face of Republican domination. For the next four years, Democrats will be forced to watch as the New Deal is dismantled.

The states can give them a place to rebuild.

Good stuff. Just remember, you heard it here first.

UPDATE: The Salon article above refers at some length to an article titled "The Urban Archipelago" in The Stranger. It's quite the manifesto. Well worth the read, however. Particularly if, like me, John Mellencamp's song "Small Town" has always made you want to throw up...

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Safliar to Retire

Excellent news:

William Safire, the conservative voice on the New York Times Op-Ed page for more than three decades, will end his regular column in early 2005, a Times spokeswoman said Monday.

What a joy it will be to see this unrepentant GOP tool gone from the NYT op-ed stable. No more "Found: Smoking Gun" when someone stumbles across a stray canister of 20-year-old sarin. No more headlines of "Iraq - al Qaeda Link Discovered" over columns of warmed-over neocon lies about Mohammed Atta. William Safliar, a walking freakshow of mendacity, the man who, in what has to be among the all-time-great examples of projection, called Hillary Clinton a "congenital liar" will soon darken our monitors no more. Rejoice!

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The Definition Of Insanity

What's that old saw about the definition of insanity? That it's when you do the same thing over and over and expect different results? In that case, the Democratic Party is clearly insane. Look what they've gone and done in picking our new Senate Minority Leader:

He is a teetotaling Mormon, a former Capitol Hill police officer who opposes abortion and was a cosponsor of the constitutional amendment banning flag-burning. He is a little-known senator from a red state whose considerable skills do not include being a compelling presence on television or behind a lectern.

Yet for all that, Senator Harry Reid of Nevada.. is about to become the new Senate minority leader..

Well, now, isn't that special? Given an electoral map that shows the party's power base centered in the cosmopolitan, urban coast, what could be more eminently sensible than sending a Red State conservative to lead us in what is sure to be a series of unbelievably trying Senate sessions?

The right is already puffed up about their phony mandate. The "movement conservatives" are starry-eyed with dreams of one-party rule. More than ever, we needed to send a signal that they could expect strong, principled opposition. Instead, we just grabbed our ankles, greased up, and put an engraved invitation on our backsides.

It's moments like these where I am actually tempted to believe that the fix is in. That the Dems made a back room deal with the Republicans to be their perennial patsies. That they are under some sub-rosa contractual obligation to never fight back. If there's a more logical explanation for their behavior, I'm unaware of it.

Avedon is justifiably apoplectic about this:

It gets worse, as young Matt Yglesias points out, quoting the same NYT piece [as excerpted above]:

Some Democrats looking for a ray of light in the election argued that [Senator Harry] Reid's amiability might make it harder for the White House to demonize him.

Ha ha ha. Yes, of course, the Republicans are much too nice to demonize a sweet guy like Reid - they've only attacked the others because they were, you know, traitors to the country who worshiped Osama and Saddam. Gosh, it's a good thing the Democrats have seen the light and picked someone who doesn't hate America!

Like Matt says:

This "immunization fallacy" needs to be combated in all its manifestations. People thought after the 2000 election that it wouldn't be possible to demonize Tom Daschle, the soft-spoken veteran moderate Senator from very red South Dakota, but it was.

Yes! And that was obviously because he hated America! He was such a firebrand, too - we all remember how he screamed himself hoarse for the last four years, don't we? No wonder they had to get rid of him.

But as we know, the truth is that the modern Republican Party hates America, and they will drag any Democrat into the gutter with smears and lies and hateful campaigns of viciousness and the last thing we need is yet another nice guy to lie down for them... We needed a party leader who had the spark and the resources to fight back hard. And this is what they gave us. God. Damned. Fools.

Really.

Great way to boost morale and get everyone ready for four more years of fighting for the nation's future. Fucking sell-outs.

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Colin' It Quits

So Colin Powell has decided to pass on four more years of taking it up the pooter from Cheney, Rummy, and Wolfie. What a surprise.

I can see him now, fishing around in his wallet looking for the claim ticket so he can pick up the conscience, integrity, and intellect he checked at the door on the way in.

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X Games

This put a big smile on my face this morning:

The final flight of NASA's X-43A hypersonic research aircraft is still on schedule for Monday afternoon, Nov. 15, weather permitting. The mission is intended to flight-validate the operation of the X-43A's supersonic-combustion ramjet - or scramjet - engine at a record airspeed of almost Mach 10, or 10 times the speed of sound. The X-43A and its modified Pegasus booster rocket was mated to NASA's B-52B launch aircraft on Thursday, Nov. 11. Pre-flight checks of the X-43A and the booster are occurring Friday and Saturday, with final closeouts and fueling slated for Sunday, Nov. 14th. Takeoff on Nov. 15 is tentatively scheduled for about 1 p.m. Pacific time, with launch about an hour later over the Pacific test range off the coast of Southern California.

Imagine that: Ten times the speed of sound. Using an air-breathing engine, not rocketry. Pretty freakin' cool, huh?

I know that, traditionally, some lefties have had a problem with NASA, seeing it as a huge money pit that sucks up funds we could spend on meeting social needs. I disagree. First of all, we know that, right now, with the GOP firmly in charge of the national agenda, that money would never go to social programs anyhow. Second, and more importantly, I think that we have dreams and aspirations as a species that need attending to now and then, and not all of these fall within the purely practical category. "Higher, faster, farther" strikes me as one of the most enduring of those dreams.

Good luck, guys. Punch a hole in the sky.

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Ideas

I just got an e-mail from Adbusters claiming that the reason we lost the election is that Democrats have no ideas. Man. Gotta tell ya... Man, I'm sick of hearing that. Common complaint, of course. Yep, we Dems have no ideas. We're just against the other guys. Just tearing them down. Nothing positive.

Has anyone ever stopped to ponder why this might be?

For twenty years, the Republicans have been loaded with ideas. Reagan had lots of ideas. So did Newt Gingrich. So does the Bush administration.

Do you know what those ideas amount to? FUCKING TAKING APART EVERYTHING DEMOCRATS ACHIEVED BETWEEN FDR AND JIMMY FUCKING CARTER. That's it.

That's what their Big Idea has been. Undoing our progress. And yet people are baffled as to why all we can do is oppose their "ideas". Let me tell you why we oppose their ideas. It's because things were going pretty fucking well and then they decided to fuck it all up.

Prior to the Reagan Era, the liberal Democratic vision of regulated market capitalism combined with a limited welfare state was working out pretty well. We were making leaps and bounds in terms of environmental regulation. We were coming off two decades of progress in advancing the rights of women and minorities. We had nowhere near the income gap between rich and poor that we do today. And when the invisible hand of the market gave you the finger, there was a robust social safety net to break your fall.

Then along came the "conservative" movement, whose entire reason for being seemed to be reversing that progress. And for almost three decades they've been doing a hell of a job.

No ideas? Fuck you. I've got plenty of ideas.

  • Re-regulate the energy and telecommunications markets.

  • Tighten environmental regulations.

  • Shift the tax burden from work back to wealth. And while we're at it, make the income tax more steeply progressive.

  • Turn back the tide on bringing religion into the public square.

  • Rejoin the community of nations and renew our commitment to solving problems through international consensus and multi-lateral treaties.

No ideas? The best idea imaginable is to erase everything the movement conservatives have done and get back on the path to real social progress we were on before this nightmare happened.

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F = MP

I was reading the 347th article I've seen in the last week suggesting that Democrats need to reach out to religious folk more, and I had a Newton-Meets-Apple Moment.

Toast's First Law of Religion:

Farce = Mass * Participation

Heh heh. Yes, very condescending and elitist. What do you expect? I'm a Blue Stater.

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01.20.05 - Inauguration Blackout

Over at the All Spin Zone, Richard has been working his way through his five-point plan for activists trying to get back on their feet after the body blow we took last week.

Item number three on that plan is "Schedule a Turn-Off The T.V. Day". Originally, this was merely intended to be a day to tune out the mainstream corporate media and their noxious talking heads. But today, Rich decided on a date -- 01.20.05 -- and in so doing turned it into something much more.

On January 20th, Bush supporters will line the streets of D.C. to cheer the hollow, clueless Boy King they've sent back to office for another four years. Our stupidly superficial corporate media elite -- who have already talked themselves breathless about Bush's 51-48 "Mandate" -- will be on hand across the television spectrum to drool and clap as America hurtles forward towards four more years of deceit and destruction.

Here's the plan: Tune them out.

From 12:01 AM on January 20th through midnight the next day, turn your back on the TV. You'll be protesting the media and shunning the medium, but you'll also be turning your back on the man and his message. Instead, you'll be sending a message of your own.

It can't hurt. It might help. And it could keep you from cracking up in the bargain.

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Bulldozing The Rules

Kevin Drum has a post up this morning discussing the GOP's dismantling of Senate rules for approval of judicial nominations. Readers will, I think, find it quite edifying. After using all of the traditional means to obstruct Bill Clinton's nominees, Republicans, once they took over the White House, began systematically taking those options off the table so that Bush nominees could more easily roll past the hamstrung Democratic minority.

Hypocrisy, anyone? Ah, but wait: I forgot that in GOP-land, it's only the ends that matter, never the means.

The fact that these processes are part of the intricate set of checks and balances that have kept our government stable and robust for over 200 years means nothing to a man like Orrin Hatch and his ideological ilk. Rules are for the powerless and weak. To Hatch, Frist, and DeLay, who all share a common vision of what America ought to be, they are no more than a speed bump on the road to realizing their dream.

Most troubling to me is this: Why isn't this a story?

Each time the Democrats have succeeded in filibustering some particularly odious Bush nominee, we get to hear the GOP hacks braying in the media about how unfair it all is, how those "obstructionist Democrats" are picking on poor president Bush and thwarting the will of the people. But the historical record is clear. Republicans were far worse on this score when they were in the minority, and yet the moment they took over they began tossing aside the very tools that they had used to exercise that minority power. Why isn't this brought up by the media each and every time the GOP makes an issue of the Democrats trying to have their rightful say in the judicial approval process?

Hmmmm?

Anyone?

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New AG

One rule of thumb worth following with the Bush administration has been "No matter how bad things seem now, they can find a way to make it worse." We know this, right? Well, I have to confess, when I heard yesterday that John Ashcroft had decided to step down, I was prepared to admit the possibility of an exception to this rule.

Who, after all, could possibly make a worse Attorney General than that crazy motherfucker?

"Hi there, America! Hold on a moment while I anoint myself with some handy cooking oil, cover up the boob on this statue, and do a quick sweep for calico cats... Great! Now, let's get down to business. First, I don't want to be bothered with terrorism. No, that would prevent me from taking on the real threats facing America: Whorehouses and medical marijuana users. We need to.... (BOOM!)... Holy crap, they knocked over the World Trade Center! There's only one thing to do! I'm going to take away all your constitutional rights. And if you complain about it, I'm going to lock you up without access to the courts, ya terrorist-aiding-and-comforting fifth columnist. Don't worry, Dubya says it's OK."

Really.

We can't. Do. Any... Worse........... (can we?)

(ahem)

LLLLLLLLLLadies and GEN-tul-men... Fresh off his engagement as White House counsel where he served with distinction, earning praise from the Boss (cough.. Dick Cheney) and the admiration of petty dictators the world over for his ingenious defense of "creative questioning techniques" as a tool of foreign policy... he's the Hispanic that causes Panic... I can't make it plainer that he's a detainer... A brand new fright from the Far Far Right...

I give you the one, the only...TORTURE-MAN!

(Yes! The Rule HOLDS!!!! My worldview survives intact!)

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Purple My Ass

Among the many criticisms hurled at us traitorous, America-hating, latte-drinking liberals (actually, I prefer espresso) is the charge that we are prone to over-analyzing things.

You know, on that score, I think the critics may have a point.

Take the whole Red vs. Blue thing. In the immediate aftermath of the election, pundits, bloggers, and normal people alike gathered around the electoral map to ponder the persistence of the Red/Blue divide. America had dug in, they said. The culture war was in full swing. The country was polarized. We were living in Two Americas.

Decent narrative. All the more so 'cause it's basically true.

But no. No, no, no. We couldn't run with that, could we? Of course not. Instead, over the course of the last week, I've seen at least half a dozen lefty blogs tossing up a variety of voting maps at ever-finer levels of granularity. There were county-level maps. There were precinct-level maps. I swear I saw one map which actually showed each individual voter with a red or blue dot on their head, moving about in real time. Each of these maps purported to show the same thing: Most of the blue states had some red in them and most of the red had some blue.

Wow, huh?

Let me see if I get the point of all this. Is it that the Red State / Blue State concept is an oversimplification?

No fucking way? Really?

Here I was thinking there were no Democrats in Texas and no Republicans in Massachusetts. Shit, I was going to take a shovel out to the back yard tonight and see if the dirt in Connecticut is actually blue.

Two words, people: Forest. Trees.

Of course the Red State / Blue State dichotomy is an over-simplification. It happens to be a useful one. Do you know why? Because if you look at any of those maps, regardless of the level of detail, they'll tell you the same thing: Our strongholds are in the Northeast and on the West Coast, and to a slightly lesser extent in the upper Midwest. Those states contain the metropolises which supply our power base. They are where we need to focus our energies. They are where we need to regroup and rebuild before we can mount the electoral counter-offensive to take back this nation.

Yes, we've got a Republican presence in the Blue States, but that doesn't make 'em any less Blue. I don't need a map to tell me that the Northeast is profoundly different from the plains states. I've been there. Where I live, you can't drive five blocks without passing a Dunkin Donuts. Out there, you can't drive five blocks without passing a church. And do you really think Northeastern Republicans are so similar to their Red State counterparts? We've got a few 'Winger fundies up here, but mostly our Republicans are Democrats who have gone astray. They don't want theocracy and they don't want to privatize the entire government. They want fiscal responsibility and they're worried about national security, and they've been bamboozled into thinking the GOP is the answer. If the Bushies keep taking us down the road to disaster (and you know they will) these people will come around.

So print all the maps you want. We are not Purple America. We are a divided nation. Trying to analyze that fact out of existence will not help matters.

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Nasty, Dirty Wingerses!

Amidst all the GOP triumphalism this past week, there has also been a predictable increase in the amount of nasty, violent, eliminationist rhetoric emanating from the right. (Must be some sort of "values" thing.) Anyhow, you're going to hear some amazingly scary, thuggish shit from these people in the months and years to come. They don't like us. They want us gone. Well, before you get too worked up about it, watch this video. I think it nicely captures what this crowd is all about.

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As They Say In The NBA...

Salkowitz is just unconscious. Go read this. I'd post an extended excerpt, but I'm making a conscious effort to avoid becoming the Emphasis Added Mirror Site.

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Somerby Goes Nuclear on Red-State Cry-babies

Seems like a lot of people have pretty much had it with being lectured about picking on those poor, put-upon Red States. From the Daily Howler:

THEM "RED STATE" BLUES: We're so sick of all that "red state" blubbering (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/6/04) that it affects us now when we read the newspapers! Example: In this morning's Washington Post, David Brown reports an annual study which "ranks the relative health of individual states." Which states are the healthiest? You can probably guess where this is going:

BROWN (11/8/04): The three healthiest states are Minnesota, New Hampshire and Vermont. Among other things, their high rankings reflect low rates of poverty and premature death, safer-than-average drivers and generous spending on public health. Minnesota has ranked No. 1 for nine of the past 15 years and has never been out of the top two.

All three healthy states are "blue." And who is bringing up the rear? Those boo-hooing "red states," as always:

BROWN (11/8/04): At the other end of the list are Tennessee, Mississippi and, as in 14 of the past 15 years, Louisiana in last place.

As a matter of fact, eleven of the top 15 states are "blue"-and all 15 at the bottom are "red!" And the criteria used in this study actually seem to favor "red" states. After all, if "snake bites during religious services" had been one of the study's criteria, the rankings would probably be less red-friendly than they already are.

Uh-oh! Blubbering "red-staters" will keen and wail about the slur against their religion! But maybe if they spent more time building healthy societies, they'd find themselves with less time on their hands to collect and nurture treasured grievances against those "contemptuous" "blue-state" "elitists." You know-against the troubling "blue state elites" which help pay red-staters' way through life? We can't remember where we saw it, but we recently saw the figures which show the way the federal government transfers money from the industrious "blue states" to the blubbering "red." Can someone remind us where we saw these data? They appeared in some mainstream publication last week, and we think they deserve some mention when boo-hooing people like Alterman's e-mailer complain of those harsh, cruel "elites."

On the other hand, maybe red-staters would have more time to build healthy societies for their children if they weren't so busy divorcing each other. Despite the impressive "moral values" they love to vote on, red states lead the nation in divorce-and elite Massachusetts has the lowest divorce rate! Yes indeed, there they are-drinkin', divorcin' and boo-hoo-hooing about their lack of respect from the values-free blue! Not that this keeps these troubled "red-staters" from holding their hands out every year for their annual federal pay-out-money from their more industrious blue state neighbors, the ones whose "elitism" they love to attack.

That is some strong brew coming from the incomparable Mr. Somerby. I'd say he's sounding downright tribal. And you know what? That's a good thing. We need to draw on every energy reserve we have available to us. If Blue-on-Red counter-resentment is the fuel that keeps our fire going, so fucking be it.

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Cool!

Looks like those crazy bastards who brought us Get Your War On have a new comic strip. And you know what's really funny? It appears to be loosely based on my life at the office.

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FTS

This apparently anonymous piece scored a perfect 100% on the Agree-o-Meter. Fuck The South:

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Absolutely on the friggin' mark. Read the rest. It gets even better.

Dude, whoever you are... Rock on, man.

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Laughed At By Time, Tricked By Circumstances

Discussing the potential effects of moving to a "partially" privatized system of Social Security based on individual savings and investment, Atrios has this to say:

Conservative trolls like to write "Oh, but if you lose all your money it's all your fault!" which, after I get a good laugh at how stupid they are, depresses the hell out of me. First, investments are not deterministic. They are risky. People who do well in the market like to believe they're "smart investors." Maybe they are. But, most of them just got lucky. Being a "smart investor" means that you know more than the market does, something which can't exist if we believe the markets are efficient, as our conservative trolls usually do.

This argument goes right to the greatest of all Conservative Fallacies: The notion that, for policy purposes, we can treat individuals as completely in control of their own destiny.

Take a moment and look around you. How did you get the job you have today? Did you use personal connections or did you compete solely on merit? Perhaps it came down to some combination of the two. Have you ever been laid off from a job? How much real control did you have over that?

How did you wind up in your current career? Did you go to college, pick a major, graduate, and become a professional in that field? Or did you take a detour or two and possibly wind up doing something you never foresaw? How much real control did you have over that? And how much control will you have over the future market for the skills you've built up until now?

Were you born into a poor family or a comfortable one? Did you have parents that encouraged you to pursue an education, or did they lower your expectations and prime you for failure? How much control did you have over that?

Looked at with a clear, unsentimental eye, our personal histories more closely resemble one long series of accident, chance, and contingency than they do a carefully-planned campaign of action. On this river of events, we paddle around to the best of our abilities, exercising what control we can, but we're kidding ourselves if we think we're totally "in charge" of our lives. Some religious types like to say that the first step in "getting yourself right" is acknowledging a "higher power" than the self. I agree. But the "higher power" that has us all by the short hairy ones isn't some all-powerful being living in the clouds, it is simply the complexity of the universe we live in.

Liberal social programs, contrary to conservative propaganda, were not designed to take away individual initiative or relieve people of responsibility for their own well-being. They were designed to minimize individual risk in a complex world. They provide "life" insurance for the living by distributing a certain amount of individual risk across society as a whole. Conservatives want to take that insurance policy away from us.

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Who's Elitist and Arrogant?

Has Michael Kinsley been reading TwoGlasses.com?

So yes, OK, fine. I'm a terrible person barely a person at all, really, and certainly not a real American because I voted for the losing candidate on Tuesday. If you insist and you do I will rethink my fundamental beliefs from scratch because they are shared by only 47% of the electorate.

And please let me, or any other liberal, know if there is anything else we can do to abase ourselves. Abandon our core values? Pander to yours? Not a problem. Happy to do it. Anything, anything at all, to stop this shower of helpful advice.

There's just one little request I have. If it's not too much trouble, of course. Call me profoundly misguided if you want. Call me immoral if you must. But could you please stop calling me arrogant and elitist?

I mean, look at it this way. (If you don't mind, that is.) It's true that people on my side of the divide want to live in a society where women are free to choose and where gay relationships have civil equality with straight ones. And you want to live in a society where the opposite is true. These are some of those conflicting values everyone is talking about. But at least my values as deplorable as I'm sure they are don't involve any direct imposition on you. We don't want to force you to have an abortion or to marry someone of the same sex, whereas you do want to close out those possibilities for us. Which is more arrogant?

We on my side of the great divide don't, for the most part, believe that our values are direct orders from God. We don't claim that they are immutable and beyond argument. We are, if anything, crippled by reason and open-mindedness, by a desire to persuade rather than insist. Which philosophy is more elitist? Which is more contemptuous of people who disagree?

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The Blue Solution: Part II

Federalism for Liberals. That's one way to describe what I've personally decided to advocate for in the aftermath of election 2004: Strategic retreat, regrouping, and strengthening of our liberal, Blue-State strongholds.

Conservatives have been advocating for federalism -- aka "States Rights" -- for decades. In most cases, this principled belief in greater state sovereignty was a thin mask that they used to hide their true desire, which was to keep in place policies that oppressed racial minorities. They had the opportunity during the last four years to show that federalism was something they really believed in, and they blew it. Witness John Ashcroft's zeal in going after states that passed medical marijuana or assisted suicide legislation.

Oddly enough, though, it turns out there may be virtue in federalism after all. In the wake of this week's election -- an election where the GOP used divisive social issues to dramatically boost the turnout of their base -- leaving social legislation to the states is looking like a better alternative than ever. In fact, it may be the only way that those of us in the Blue States of America can protect the progressive advances of the last six decades. It is now clear that much of Red America is profoundly opposed to liberal notions of social progress. They want religion in the courthouse and in the schoolbooks and they want homosexuals to remain second-class citizens, among other things. And guess what? It appears they have the numbers to get what they want.

So why fight it? I mean, other than a concern with fairness, justice, and human rights -- other than those reasons -- why fight it? If Red State voters want to create little theocracies for themselves, I say let 'em. Knock yourselves out, folks. A Ten Commandments monument above every state court bench! Creationism 101 in the classroom. AP Theology for the really "smart" kids. Go for it. Just leave us the hell alone.

Some will argue that a sudden sloppy left-wing embrace of states rights would be hypocritical. They would claim that liberals have been trying to use the federal government to enforce their values nationwide for years, and only now that the shoe is on the other foot are they belatedly realizing the questionable nature of that approach. Fair enough. That charge cannot be entirely denied. But I would counter with this: Precisely what "values" have we tried to enforce? Have we used the government to advocate a particular sectarian viewpoint? Have we used the government to elevate one racial group over another? Have we passed laws mandating that one child per family must be gay and that every sixth pregnancy must be aborted?

No, the real "value" that we've tried to write into law over the years would more properly be described as a meta-value: To wit, that people of all races, creeds, and sexual orientations should be treated equally under the law, and that, insofar as it is reasonably possible, each individual's body should be their own to control. In the case of racial minorities, women, and gays this has required positive action by the government to explicitly afford them the same rights we straight white males take for granted. In the case of preventing tyranny by a religious majority, it has meant assiduously guarding the wall of church-state separation. Contrary to popular belief among conservatives, liberals are not about taking away your rights. We're about taking away your right to infringe on the rights of others.

But I guess that was too much to ask. So Blue State federalism it is.

The devil, of course, is in the details. How do we go about decoupling our interests as Blue Staters from that of the republic as a whole? Rob Salkowitz, not surprisingly, has a few ideas:

In policy terms, this would mean Blue State Democrats should actively oppose all programs whose net impact is a wealth transfer to the Red States. Make a big deal out of this. Challenge Red Staters pride. Stigmatize programs like farm subsidies, use-rights to federal land for mining and grazing, excessive military bases, and net-negative use of programs like AFDC and Food Stamps as handouts. Insist on a dollar-for-dollar parity of money collected from states via taxes to dollars distributed via federal programs, subsidies, tax exemptions, etc. Most Red Staters will buy it because they probably believe they are net contributors rather than recipients of federal largesse.

At the same time, national and local progressives should fight like hell wherever they have big majorities to protect important programs and safeguard individual and group rights in their own communities. We know from experience that these people are never satisfied having it their own way they always seek to inflict their version of the truth on everyone else. Every election, progressive communities will have to deal with some harebrained ballot initiative or other trying to ban gays or impose school prayer we'll just need to swat them down enough times that the crazies give up and go to live in peace in their own regions.

This new spin on States Rights (or Devolution, or Local Sovereignty) has all the makings of a winning 21st century political message: it's simple, it's deeply destructive to the social fabric of the country, and it lets one group externalize all its inner conflicts by pissing all over somebody else. Who needs unity and consensus, when all it does is lose elections for those who are fool enough to advocate for it? Time to leave behind the childish notion that we can all move forward together, when its clear that two halves of the country are dancing to two different drummers. The prosperous and liberal half of the country can get along fine much better, in fact as our own tax base, without the handout-addicted Red States (and Red areas of Blue States) dragging us down. What fools we were to persist in believing in the big One America illusion when the facts were staring us in the face.

Indeed. "Cutting the Cord" with the Red States can only lead to increased prosperity here in Blue territory. It is a fact that, within the range of economic models available in the fifty states, high-tax/high-service states offer a consistently higher standard of living than the low-tax/low-service states ruled by conservative policy makers. Left to our own devices, we will do just fine.

Of course, if the Union is to survive, we will need to pay attention to national politics again at some point, if only so we can have some say in international policy. The Bush Administration and their drones in Congress seem intent on amping up the threat of terrorism by aiding Osama in his recruiting drive. Meanwhile, our international economic policy amounts to a fire-sale on American jobs, which the free-trade zealots are more than happy to send overseas.

A return to prominence at the national level, however, also begins at home. For years we've been squandering our resources in a losing attempt to bring sanity to the nation's dealings. This has left us weak where we live. The GOP has made inroads, gaining congressional seats and governorships even in traditional liberal strongholds. This needs to stop now. In '06, my money and my time is going towards defeating Connecticut's three Republican congressional representatives and our Republican governor. I am going to break new ground personally and take an interest in state politics. I'm going to find out who my state representative is, and if he or she is a GOP'er, I'm going to work to get them fired. I'm going to do my damnedest to take the Nutmeg state from it's current shade of cyan to a deep, indigo blue. I suggest my fellow libs in the Blue States of America do all they can to effect similar changes where they live. Once we've tended to our own houses and strengthened our core resources, we will be ready to take the fight for control of the nation's greater affairs back to the opposition.

One final thing which cannot be overlooked: If the GOP "values" crusaders decide they're not going to leave us alone, we'll need strength in numbers. Each of our states, individually, cannot stand against the power of the federal government. Together, however, we can use what national presence and leverage we have to put up a fight and hold our ground. What this means, at a practical level, is that if New York decides to launch a state program to reimport drugs from Canada and Bush throws a shit fit, Massachusetts, Oregon, and Minnesota need to saddle up and come riding over the hill. If that self-appointed Minister of Purity John Asscroft diverts Justice Department resources to go after end-stage cancer victims in California who opt to use medicinal marijuana, then Washington, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania (well, OK, Philadelphia) better have their back. As I said in an earlier post, this would be easier if the parties aligned with the red/blue schism, but whether we can affect such a realignment or not, it is imperative that all Blue State politicians recognize the common interests of their constituents and put that first.

We liberals do have a future in the political life of this country. We just need to look for it a little closer to home than we have been.

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Silver Lining

For three days I've been trying to find something -- anything -- about this election outcome that might constitute a "silver lining". The best I can do is this: My collection of anti-Bush t-shirts just got a new lease on life.

Well, you takes what you can gets, I guess...

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Oy...

Four more years of David Brooks' facile, bogus arguments? Can we take it?

In Brooks latest column, The Values-Vote Myth, he tries to debunk the popular (because it's true) notion that GOP voters turned out in record numbers because of "values" issues (i.e. their insatiable desire to enforce their narrow religious worldview on the rest of us):

Here are the facts. As Andrew Kohut of the Pew Research Center points out, there was no disproportionate surge in the evangelical vote this year. Evangelicals made up the same share of the electorate this year as they did in 2000. There was no increase in the percentage of voters who are pro-life. Sixteen percent of voters said abortions should be illegal in all circumstances. There was no increase in the percentage of voters who say they pray daily.

Here, in a nutshell, is why this argument doesn't hold up. Everyone knows that the turnout this year was far higher than in recent elections. On the Democratic side, this was expected. Democrats were understandably motivated to get out and vote against the Worst President Ever. What very few people saw coming was the surge in Republican turnout that would offset that. That surge was due in very large part to Karl Rove's strategy of maxing turnout from the evangelical portion of the base (particularly in swing states, where the GOP used the tactic of luring voters to the polls with anti-gay-marriage ballot initiatives). So, in the end, the Republican surge simply offset the Democratic surge, which resulted in the percentages of various voter types staying nearly the same. It takes a truly superficial analyst to argue from that fact that there was no real "values" effect. Luckily for 'Wingers everywhere, Brooks is just the man for the job.

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Still Fighting It

Wanna see something scary? Go look at the pre-civil war map Kevin Drum posted this morning. I guess all those Civil War reenactors weren't shitting when they said the South would rise again. Richard, you were right. We should've let 'em go...

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Condescension? Cry Me A River.

Kevin Drum has a post up this morning responding to a quote about "red state resentment" by that pompous ass Tom Wolfe:

I think support for Bush is about not wanting to be led by East-coast pretensions. It is about not wanting to be led by people who are forever trying to force their twisted sense of morality onto us, which is a non-morality. That is constantly done, and there is real resentment.

Here's Kevin's response:

I think there's an awful lot to be said for this. Hell, I'm a coastal blue-state liberal, and even I occasionally get tired of liberal hectoring. I half suspect that my entire Northern California readership would disown me if I ever fessed up publicly to the brand of car I drive. Who needs that kind of grief?

Now, needless to say, I don't agree with Wolfe that our sense of morality is "twisted," but I do agree that we probably lose a lot of support we don't need to lose because of a very real - and often dripping - condescension toward anyone we consider less enlightened than us.

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Too often.. a visceral loathing of being lectured at by city folks wins out and they end up marking their ballots for people like George Bush.

Kevin goes on, in the rest of post, to advance many of the same sentiments readers have been seeing here in recent days -- specifically, the building consensus that we Blue staters could really benefit from taking a second look at federalism. But I want to focus on that response above because, frankly, I think both Wolfe's accusation and Kevin's no lo contendre are utter nonsense.

The notion that coastal elites are constantly pissing on middle America drives me bonkers. Yes, some of that sort of thing goes on and, sure, I've been known to engage in it myself. But the idea that this is a widespread, pervasive phenomenon and, more importantly, the idea that it's strictly a one-sided exchange are completely bogus. Like the "Liberal Media", "coastal elitism" is an idea that's been repeated so often that it's taken on a life of its own. Who benefits from this? Why, Red America, of course. Nothing rallies the troops like the idea that they're under attack.

It's time to call bullshit on this, people. You know whose values and culture are really under attack in our country? Blue America's, that's whose.

So our Red State friends are tired of being condescended to. Fine. Here's a short list of what I'm tired of:

  • I'm tired of hearing states like Iowa and Kansas being referred to as "the Heartland". What the hell is that meant to imply? That we on the coasts are cold and heartless? That we're on the fringe of American life metaphorically as well as geographically? Here's a thought: I'm going to start referring to the Northeast as "The Brainland of America". Let's see how our country cousins like that.
  • I'm tired of politicians and pundits from my own party saying that you have to be from the South to be electable to national office. And I'm tired of the very real cultural prejudices that tend to make that assertion accurate.
  • I'm tired of being lectured by the Amy Sullivans and Nick Kristofs of the world that we need to "reach out" to the bible-thumping set. I'm tired of the laughably stupid conceit that religious folks need more of a voice in America. I'm tired of knowing that for a politician to admit that he's a non-believer would be political suicide. And I'm tired of the open bigotry that suggests the religious are inherently morally superior to the non-religious.
  • I'm tired of the cultural stereotype which says that people in "Middle America" are hard-working folk, and the associated implication that us coastal types aren't.
  • I'm tired of a Red American culture that makes a fetish of being simple-minded and sneers at people who are educated. In fact, I'm really, really tired of that. How the hell are we supposed to advance education in this country when half the population seems to secretly harbor the idea that improving your mind is a Bad Thing?
  • I'm tired of shit like "latte-drinking", "Volvo-driving", and "New York Times-reading" being considered potent put-downs. Yeah, some of us like tasty caffeinated beverages, safe cars, and news that isn't complete GOP propaganda. Please forgive us.
  • I'm tired of these down-to-Earth Red Staters lecturing me about being responsible and self-sufficient as they suck my tax dollars out of the Big Government teat.

I could go on. Believe me.

The bottom line is this: The cultural divide runs both ways. The notion that Middle America is picked on by the elitist coast is a farce. If anything, the liberal tendency towards self-censorship gives Red Staters a distinct advantage in the ongoing exchange of barbs. Meanwhile, our media's weirdly inverted sense of political correctness makes Red-on-Blue ridicule acceptable while Blue-on-Red "condescension" is cause for hand-wringing.

Put a lid on it, Wolfe. And, Kevin, don't believe the hype.

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The Theocrats Are Coming! The Theocrats Are Coming!

(Note: The map on the left is not my work, so I'd like to give a special thanks to whoever took the time to put it together. I think it really captures just where we're headed.)

Two threads have emerged in the election aftermath discussions that I've seen. Lets call them the Conventional Explanation and the Theocratic Explanation.

The Conventional Explanation centers around the idea that, despite our best efforts, we couldn't get our message out, couldn't demonstrate to enough people that George Bush was lying to them, couldn't capture the media storyline. Al Franken expresses this view in his post-election message:

You know I wouldn't mind losing an election if it were an honest disagreement, based on facts, over values and policy. But that's not what happened. A large majority of Bush supporters went to the polls believing things that were false.. They believed lies about Kerry, and they believed lies about Iraq, and they believed lies about Bush.

We're not going to heal this country as long as we have a president who won't be accountable, who won't tell the truth, who is willing to campaign with a vicious dishonesty that is unprecedented.

Digby also seems to be settling, at least in part, on a similar narrative:

I don't agree that we lost because we weren't liberal enough. But, neither was it because we weren't culturally conservative enough or populist enough.

I believe it was simply because we weren't entertaining enough and that's the sad truth. I think that Democrats are serious, earnest and substantive people. We are the reality-based community. And I think we top out at about forty eight percent of the population.

For everybody else politics is show business, whether in religious, political or media terms. Image trumps substance, charisma and personality trump everything. I don't find George W. Bush appealing in any way because my vision of an attractive politician is that he be smart, competent and rhetorically talented. But, to many people, politics is interesting because of the spectacle and the tribal competition and they just aren't interested in any other aspects of it. (See the PEW poll.) Oh, they mouth all the right platitudes about values and all, but this is not about governing for them because they have been taught that government is only relevant to their lives in that it houses their enemies --- liberals who want to take things from them and force things on them. This is a reality TV show and they want to vote someone off the island.

There is some legitimacy to the Conventional Explanation, of course. Democrats still aren't as good at the nuts and bolts of politicking as our adversaries are. We do need to simplify our message so that the more receptive red-tards can grasp it. We do need to package our guys better. We certainly need to "work the refs" in the media better. But these critiques miss the Really Big Story: We really do have two Americas now, they are fundamentally at odds with each other at the deepest possible level, and their America -- Red America -- is motivated primarily by a creeping theocratic fanaticism that is not amenable to change via reasoned discourse or "politics as usual".

Not one, not two, but three op-ed pieces in the New York Times -- media organ of the Blue States of America, perhaps? -- get at this point today. Thomas Friedman began his day yesterday by putting his multiple personality disorder to good use and interviewing himself to find out why he was so freaked out by Tuesday's outcome:

I often begin writing columns by interviewing myself. I did that yesterday, asking myself this: Why didn't I feel totally depressed after George H. W. Bush defeated Michael Dukakis, or even when George W. Bush defeated Al Gore? Why did I wake up feeling deeply troubled yesterday?

Answer: whatever differences I felt with the elder Bush were over what was the right policy. There was much he ultimately did that I ended up admiring. And when George W. Bush was elected four years ago on a platform of compassionate conservatism, after running from the middle, I assumed the same would be true with him. (Wrong.) But what troubled me yesterday was my feeling that this election was tipped because of an outpouring of support for George Bush by people who don't just favor different policies than I do - they favor a whole different kind of America. We don't just disagree on what America should be doing; we disagree on what America is.

Is it a country that does not intrude into people's sexual preferences and the marriage unions they want to make? Is it a country that allows a woman to have control over her body? Is it a country where the line between church and state bequeathed to us by our Founding Fathers should be inviolate? Is it a country where religion doesn't trump science? And, most important, is it a country whose president mobilizes its deep moral energies to unite us - instead of dividing us from one another and from the world?

At one level this election was about nothing. None of the real problems facing the nation were really discussed. But at another level, without warning, it actually became about everything. Partly that happened because so many Supreme Court seats are at stake, and partly because Mr. Bush's base is pushing so hard to legislate social issues and extend the boundaries of religion that it felt as if we were rewriting the Constitution, not electing a president. I felt as if I registered to vote, but when I showed up the Constitutional Convention broke out.

Friedman perfectly lays the groundwork here for understanding the problem: This isn't a disagreement over specific policies, nor is it factual dispute about who's lying and who's not. This is a disagreement about the nature of America itself. Maureen Dowd then goes on to discuss how Bush, who has no interest whatsoever in uniting the country, deliberately and systematically sought to deepen our divisions:

W. doesn't see division as a danger. He sees it as a wingman.

The president got re-elected by dividing the country along fault lines of fear, intolerance, ignorance and religious rule. He doesn't want to heal rifts; he wants to bring any riffraff who disagree to heel.

W. ran a jihad in America so he can fight one in Iraq - drawing a devoted flock of evangelicals, or "values voters," as they call themselves, to the polls by opposing abortion, suffocating stem cell research and supporting a constitutional amendment against gay marriage.

Mr. Bush, whose administration drummed up fake evidence to trick us into war with Iraq, sticking our troops in an immoral position with no exit strategy, won on "moral issues."

Ironic as it may seem to those of us who derive our morals from deeply held and well-reasoned principles as opposed to having them revealed in a 2000-year-old book, that is precisely what George Bush did. For his supporters, this election really was more about gay marriage than it was about the ever-expanding conflagration in Iraq or other such pedestrian concerns. And the bitch of it is that, because the gay marriage issue (and abortion and the rest) strike intelligent liberals as such non-starters, this groundswell passed completely under our radar.

Finally, Gary Wills puts this cultural conflict in its proper context:

America, the first real democracy in history, was a product of Enlightenment values - critical intelligence, tolerance, respect for evidence, a regard for the secular sciences. Though the founders differed on many things, they shared these values of what was then modernity. They addressed "a candid world," as they wrote in the Declaration of Independence, out of "a decent respect for the opinions of mankind." Respect for evidence seems not to pertain any more, when a poll taken just before the elections showed that 75 percent of Mr. Bush's supporters believe Iraq either worked closely with Al Qaeda or was directly involved in the attacks of 9/11.

The secular states of modern Europe do not understand the fundamentalism of the American electorate. It is not what they had experienced from this country in the past. In fact, we now resemble those nations less than we do our putative enemies.

Where else do we find fundamentalist zeal, a rage at secularity, religious intolerance, fear of and hatred for modernity? Not in France or Britain or Germany or Italy or Spain. We find it in the Muslim world, in Al Qaeda, in Saddam Hussein's Sunni loyalists. Americans wonder that the rest of the world thinks us so dangerous, so single-minded, so impervious to international appeals. They fear jihad, no matter whose zeal is being expressed.

In a classic example of there being small solace in being right, may I just say to my liberal fellow travelers I told you so.

The pernicious effects of religious belief have long been a hobby horse of mine. Religious faith -- of all varieties, really, but particularly in its crazed fundamentalist form -- is the greatest destructive social force in the long, bloody, fractious history of our species, and in America today it is the force that has finally torn our once great republic in two. Al Franken believes we can win these people over by getting the facts across to them, by telling them the truth in a still-louder voice. I say, what possible difference is the truth going to make to people who think the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's flood?

For years now, liberals like myself have been accused of being alarmist whenever we got freaked out about school prayer, ten commandments monuments on public property, or hot-button issues like abortion rights. "Relax and re-focus", we were told, "These are just wedge issues that the right uses to motivate its base. The real issues are economic."

Well guess what? It's not just the economy, Stupid. They've motivated their base, all right. The religious right is no longer a loud but small-time constituency of the GOP. They are now calling the shots. And all the things we've been told not to worry about -- overturning Roe v. Wade, legislating religious orthodoxy, legally enshrining one group's idea of sexual "morality" -- are going to come a-callin'. Doubt it? I've got $50 that says Roe is overturned in Bush's second term. E-mail me if you're interested.

This is the real face of our Red-State opposition, folks: Biblical fundamentalists, glazed-eyed evangelists for whom empirically-based epistemology is nothing more than several long-ish words strung together. They are not, by their nature, given to pluralism. They are not inclined to live and let live, and in fact we have aroused their ire in no small part by trying to get them to adopt that mindset. If we do not recognize the threat they pose and ready ourselves, here in the temporary safe zones of Blue America, to protect our rights in our courts and legislatures, we are going to be in deep shit.

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Red and Blue. Fascinating.

Dibgy joins the many lefties coalescing around the Two Americas theme:

This nation is essentially where we were four years ago, the people frozen in position like those horrible scenes from Pompeii. It was deja vu all over again, only this time Florida was Ohio and Bush got a bigger turn-out in the south. Other than the shift of New Hampshire and New Mexico, the red and blue map remains as it has been. The coasts, the midwest and the northeast are one America. The rest of the country is another. More precisely, we now have Democratic city states in the midst of a Republican nation state, each equal in population and diametrically opposed politically. It's very interesting and highly unusual.

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Redecorating

Do not adjust your monitors. TwoGlasses is going blue. It's high time we made a futile symbolic gesture around here.

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Second Chance My Ass

Josh Marshall has an excellent response to Andrew Sullivan's call for a Bush second chance:

Yesterday, in an overnight post, Andrew Sullivan wrote, President Bush "deserves a fresh start, a chance to prove himself again, and the constructive criticism of those of us who decided to back his opponent. He needs our prayers and our support for the enormous tasks still ahead of him."

I thought about this when I read it. And, to put it simply, I didn't agree. What I considered writing was that given the track record he's compiled and the way he ran this campaign, he's really owed no fresh start. That would be graciousness at war with reality.

It would be up to the president, I thought of writing, to show concrete signs of a willingness not to govern in the divisive and factional spirit from which he's governed in the last four years.

And then there's this from his comments today: "We've worked hard and gained many new friends, and the result is now clear -- a record voter turnout and a broad, nationwide victory."

This is the touchstone and the sign. A 'broad, nationwide victory'? He must be kidding. Our system is majority rule. And 51% is a win. But he's claiming a mandate.

"A broad, nationwide victory"?

It would almost be comical if it weren't for the seriousness of what it portends. This election cut the nation in two. A single percentage point over 50% is not broad. A victory that carried no states in the Northeast, close to none in the Industrial midwest is not nationwide, and none on the west coast is not nationwide.

And yet he plans to use this narrow victory as though it were a broad mandate, starting right back with the same strategy that has already come near to tearing this country apart.

As if we didn't all see this coming. He lost the last election and claimed a mandate. What on Earth did people imagine he'd do with an actual victory? Govern from the center?

No. No second chances for Bush. No uniting behind this president, not now and not ever. He's a lying bastard, a religious lunatic, and he has never, ever extended a single olive leaf (let alone a branch) to those of us who stand in opposition to him. Fuck him.

Resist. Oppose. Obstruct. Fight back. Fight for Blue America against the angry tyrant child the masses in the middle have given new life to. Never surrender.

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The Blue Solution

Staring blankly at an electoral map today, I thought to myself "Well, if nothing else, I can take solace that I live in deep blue New England." Sure, there are card-carrying 'Wingers a-plenty in my office, but they are the minority here, and a quick journey into any of our thriving metropolitan areas or college towns can quickly reconnect one with the (vastly superior) values and culture of Blue America. Our progressive brethren in Oklahoma, Montana and -- shudder -- Mississippi? I can't imagine what that's like. I don't even want to think about it.

So I'm riffing on this to myself, and I begin thinking, well, that's it then. That's what we have to hold onto. Nationally, we are outnumbered. We appear to have no control over that for the moment. Red America, the flame stoked beneath their religiously intolerant simple-minded asses, has us at a growing numerical disadvantage. But we have our enclaves here in the Blue states, and that's something. As putrid a dystopia as they may wish to build for themselves, they're not about to force us to erect a Ten Commandments monument in the center of Harvard Square or downtown Northampton. Not yet at least.

Unsurprisingly, I discovered that Rob Salkowitz has been thinking along the same lines:

If neither pitched conflict nor supine compromise holds much appeal, there is a third way for the Left. That is, even in the face of political defeat, to take stock in the assets remaining to us. Where is the economic power in America today? In the cities, on the coasts, in the corridors of innovation in Northern Virginia and North Carolina, in university towns and enclaves scattered across the country: in short, in Blue America.

This is no accident. Innovation needs the atmosphere afforded by liberal politics the way fire needs oxygen. Creative people want cultural resources, an uninhibited social environment free from the disapproving eyes of moralistic busybodies, and a diversity of human-scale businesses. Successful people want a safe, stable environment with a well-developed infrastructure built and maintained by an active and accountable government.

In the current economic environment, where America is challenged by global competitors in every arena, innovation is our only advantage. And who among us thinks that the next big engine of American jobs, progress and money is going to come from the hinterlands of Mississippi or South Dakota, or the sedate, sprawling suburbs of Indiana? Red America is, for the most part, a dead zone of resource-poor communities, poorly-educated, underdeveloped, dependent on extractive industries, land tenancy, low-paying jobs, military bases and federal subsidies. The heartland of Bush Country that sees itself as kick-ass tough and ruggedly independent is in fact nearly parasitic in an economic and cultural sense on Blue America and the occasional Blue enclaves within Red States. Cultural conservatives heap scorn on the decadent output of the American entertainment industry, but where are you more likely to find average people planted perpetually in front of the TV, watching Jerry Springer, NYPD Blue and Oprah? Not San Francisco, not Manhattan, not Chapel Hill or Madison.

Red America hates us, but they need us. And they hate us all the more for needing us. Yesterday, they asserted their dominance. We rose up with all our might and they smacked us down, showing us who's boss. "We're gonna shove W up your ass and make you like it," they said with great feeling. But what made it so urgent? What animates the passions of Red America and made them turn out in their millions, braving long lines and bad weather just to support the status quo? Certainly not simple distrust of a "Massachusetts liberal."

Yesterday was tough, and the coming days were tougher. Now is the time to lick our wounds, reflect and recover. But in our despair and justifiable self-pity, let's not lose sight of how and why we came to this point, and that there's always a way out.

Blue America: We may be outnumbered, but we've got the money, we've got the smarts, and we've got the inherent flexibility to deal with our current situation.

Step one is to realize that, while our agenda is losing at the federal level, there's nothing to prevent us from aggressively protecting and expanding it at the state level. Case in point: California passed an initiative to expand stem cell research. Another prominent example: Several states, including Massachusetts and Vermont, have explored the possibility of reimporting drugs from Canada. State and local progressive initiatives can work.

Step two is to recognize our shared interests and pool our resources so that we can effectively protect our prerogatives from federal infringement. This is going to be difficult to do within our two-party system. A best case scenario would be a fundamental realignment of the parties so that they line up more closely along the Blue/Red divide. West coast Republicans need to realize that their interests -- or rather, the interests of their constituents -- are far more in line with those of East coast Democrats than they are with the Orrin Hatches and Tom DeLays of the nation. East coast Republicans like Olympia Snowe and Lincoln Chafee need to get a clue and switch parties, period.

Party realignment or no, Blue States need to come together to form some sort of mutual protection pact against intrusion by Red State-backed social legislation. If they want to crap on the constitution in Mississippi there's probably nothing we can do to stop them, but we can say no here at home.

If what I'm saying sounds like a left-wing version of Pat Buchanan's call for culture war, well, that's because it pretty much is. Turns out Pat was right and Barack Obama was wrong. There are two Americas. Let's resolve to fight like hell for ours.

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Keepin' On With It

I hereby promote Atrios to the position of Warrior Prince:

I'm not all that interested in election post-mortems because it isn't important. People tend to take a loss like this as "proof" that their personal pet peeve about the campaign was correct, and too much discussion of it reinforces the tendency to try to keep trying to fight the last campaign. Elections are not deterministic things, and the binary nature of their outcomes tends to obscure the underlying complexity. What matters isn't what was done wrong, but what needs to be done right for the '06 elections.

One of the things I've been obsessing about all day (and, oh, the list is long) is the question of what would happen to the first-rank fighters of the liberal blogosphere. The really prolific guys like Atrios and Kos who do not, to the best of my knowledge, get paid to do what they do have been running the engine at the red line for years now. And I kept thinking, man, can anyone keep fighting this thankless battle through four more years of this shit?

I'll take the above as a "yes".

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Charge It, Baby!

Well that didn't take long. Day after the election. Go figure.

WASHINGTON - The Bush administration announced Wednesday that it will run out of maneuvering room to manage the government's massive borrowing needs in two weeks, putting more pressure on Congress to raise the debt ceiling when it convenes for a special post-election session.

Bush voters, this is your fault.

(And you better get used to hearing that.)

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Morford

Morford is so on the mark with this post-election piece:

This election's apparent outcome, this heartbreaking proof of a nation split more deeply and decisively than ever, it simply reinforces the feeling among much of the educated populace: It is a weirdly embarrassing time to be an American. It is jarring and oddly shattering and makes you rethink what it really means to be a part of this country. The answer: It doesn't mean much at all. Not really. Not anymore.

This is the common wisdom on the progressive Left. Those first four toxic Bush years? A fluke. A phantasm. A stolen election. A gaffe, a mugging, a crime. But this? An election this close makes you reconsider. Maybe, after all, we aren't nearly as far along as we think. Maybe we're not all that sophisticated or nuanced or respectable a nation as we sometimes dare to dream.

Maybe, in fact, we're regressing, back to the days of guns and sexism and pre-emptive violence, of environmental abuse and no rights for women and an sincere hatred of gays and foreigners and minorities. Sound familiar? It should: It's the modern GOP platform.

Here's the thing: For tens of millions of us, it is simply unconscionable that we could possibly be led for another four years by a small and spoiled little man who has very little real idea what he's doing and even less of how the hell he got there. It would be funny, in a Adam Sandler, toilet-humored sort of way, were it not so poisonous and depressing. And yet it looks like we're stuck with it, like a shard of glass buried deep in the eye.

Right now, this morning, it's just so damned important to see other sane people out there wallowing in the same feelings I am. It's absolutely necessary. We're living through a national tragedy that, sadly, only half the nation is aware of as such.

I keep coming back to this line:

[It] makes you rethink what it really means to be a part of this country. The answer: It doesn't mean much at all. Not really. Not anymore.

I've been feeling something like that all morning long. Just a sense of sad, bewildered detachment. Wherever this country is going, whatever it's metastasizing into, I don't feel like I'm a part of it anymore.

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Ohio

Two quick points on the Ohio vote:

One: I am virtually certain that Kerry has lost Ohio, and that the count will clearly show that even after all the provisional and absentee votes are counted.

Two: Despite that, I hope that Kerry drags this out for as long as he possibly can, just because it will infuriate all the smug little rethuglicans out there who can't wait to see their precious Monkey rolling around, scratching his armpits, and chattering about his new "mandate". Fuck 'em.

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Appealing to the Base

A poster who goes by the handle "Bad Shift" made some points in the comments over at Kevin Drum's site that really capture my absolute disgust with America right now:

I'm not a political scientist, but I think what much of the world has admired about us since WII is our respect for rule of law, transparency in government, and our commitment to the separation of church and state. We believed in the common man, the middle class; we believed in saving money, in enterprise, and in education. We believed there should be standards for handling prisoners of war. Our men.

Then we got attacked by a murderer who objected to some of our policies. We were rightly ticked off. So we attacked someone else. And then, after a costly, poorly planned, unjust war, we re-elected the incurious man who sold us out - who took away from us, one by one, all the things that once made us great. We allowed the terrorists to win, by becoming like them: afraid, superstitious, arrogant. Mean-spirited. Small-minded.

That really gets right to the heart of it. The Bushies appealed to all that is base, animal, and sordid in us. And guess what? It worked.

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Bad News Blues

My feeling this morning can best be summed up in this lyric from Green Day's American Idiot:

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alienation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.

No, it appears that everything really isn't meant to be OK.

Glancing at today's Washington Post headlines, I see:

Bush Camp Convinced of Win

GOP Keeps Control of Senate

Same-Sex Marriage Bans Win

How can this be? All last night and into this morning, my wife and I just kept experiencing this deep, fundamental disbelief that things were turning out the way they appeared to be. After everything we've been through, a majority -- albeit an anorexically skinny one -- appears to want more. They've waddled up to the trough for a second helping of war, lies, deficits, lies, environmental degradation, lies, crippling tax cuts, lies, bigotry, lies, and, of course, lies.

There is still a slim ray of hope in Ohio's provisional ballots. But given the numbers (Kerry trailing by well over 100,000 with only about 250,000 pb's) it's a really tenuous one. Probably time to start thinking about the next four years.

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Goodnight

Well, it's 10:50 PM and we're going to bed.

This has been an incredibly disheartening evening. After NY went to Kerry at 9:00 PM, it's as if the networks decided they weren't going to call any more states for Kerry. The polls closed in NH and PA hours ago, Kerry has a solid lead in the former and a ridiculous lead in the latter, and they won't call them. But the Bush states they've been calling one by one 30 seconds after the polls close. It's like they're trying to demoralize us.

Fucking stupid America. If you send this abomination back to the White House, you can kiss my ass for all eternity.

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Much Props

Man, the waiting really is the hardest part, isn't it?

Imagine this: Your team made it to the big game. Kickoff was just moments ago. But you, along with all the other fans, are locked out of the stadium. The game is not being broadcast, either. You know it's going on, and that's it. Later tonight, the game will end. At that point, the officials will retrieve a videotape of the action and watch it to find out what the final score was. Only then will you be allowed to know the outcome.

Brutal. Just brutal.

Anyhow, I think now's as good a time as any to do some shout-outs to those of you on the internets who have helped me to stay properly moored through these infuriating times.

Four years ago I had never heard of Bartcop.com. 'Ole Bart's was the first political web site that I began frequenting after they installed the Monkey in office. I ran across him on About.com's political comedy rundown. He kept me sane through those first harrowing months.

Four years ago I had never heard of "blogs". Now they, uh... well, let's just say they take up a good portion of my day.

It started when I met Atrios in the Bartcop IRC chat room, and decided to check out Eschaton. It was via that popular gathering place, if I recall correctly, that I first linked through to Josh Marshall, who is still my favorite daily read. I also met Avedon Carol in the BC chat room. To this day, she remains one of the left blogosphere's most under-appreciated contributors. I ran across Kevin Drum back when he was still CalPundit, and followed him over to his new position at the Washington Monthly. Definitely the best move that publication ever made. Lately, I've been frequenting the (in my opinion misnamed) All Spin Zone to keep abreast of goings on in the reality-based community. And of course there's Aaron, who is just as good at making me laugh as he is at making me think. And there's Rob Salkowitz who, if there is any justice in the universe, will be recognized centuries from now as one of our wisest political philosophers.

These are just some of the people who have helped keep me going through these four years of political hell. Along with my wonderful wife and my small circle of (mostly) liberal friends, they've helped me believe that we can get through this and turn things around.

Thanks.

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That Felt Good

After four years of waiting, simmering in anger while watching the actions of an illegally installed regime, it sure felt good to pull that lever this morning. Here's hoping that, tomorrow this time, the United States rejoins the ranks of democratic nations.

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Bump In The Road

Well, it now appears that anti-democracy Republican thugs will be allowed to harass and intimidate voters in Ohio.

Guess what? It won't matter. As the Wise Man once said, "You can blow out a candle, but you can't blow out a fire." Freedom is on the march right here in the United States, today, and it's going to leave a major footprint on George Bush's ass.

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Not Bush and Then Some

Well, we are almost there. By this time tomorrow, I will have pulled the lever for John Kerry. If someone were to ask me why I am voting for Kerry, I would say to them "Are you fucking high, asking me that?" And then I would tell them this: "George Bush must be defeated. The fate of the world literally hangs in the balance. John Kerry is the one man on Earth currently positioned to remove Bush from office."

I have recently run across several eloquent, impassioned pro-Kerry pieces, which I will get to in a moment. But before coming to the pro-Kerry case, I want to point out the perfect legitimacy of the anti-Bush case. I am one of those who believes that George Bush is the worst president this great nation has ever had. In fact, I would go further. If you take this man's belligerent, apocalyptic, warmongering stupidity and magnify it by the unprecedented power of the office of President of the United States, you could make the case that George Bush is one of the biggest disasters in the history of world leadership.

Don't scoff. Think about it.

The geopolitical order has been more or less in flux since the end of the Cold War. These are dangerous times. We face a looming energy crisis, an environmental crisis that's in full swing, and economic instability everywhere we look. On top of that, we face the challenge of radical Islamic terrorism, brought home to us on Sept. 11th. George Bush was in a position to bring the countries of the world together to find solutions to all of these issues. Instead he gave the world the finger, and now they're giving it back. The ramifications of this one arrogant imbecile's decisions could well have already doomed my generation's grandchildren.

If we accomplish nothing else in electing John Kerry, we will at least begin to halt our hurtling progress down the road to hell.

There's a chance, however, that we could accomplish quite a bit more. There's a chance that Kerry could be more than Anybody But Bush, that he could, in fact, be exactly the right man for the job. For starters, consider this crucial point that Ezra nails here:

Bush, a man who didn't grow up desiring the presidency and whose motivations were familial and manipulated, entered an office expecting to simply do a job, maybe even bring a radical viewpoint to it. But no more than that. And so, faced with a transformative moment that immediately created unprecedented unity and resolve, he resolved to send us shopping and make congressional gains. He failed history, he failed a spectacular moment, and he did so because he was never prepared to be the President of the United States of America, all George wanted to be was CEO.

Kerry, conversely, seems to have pursued the presidency since he could roll over. He grew up in awe of the office and has spent a lifetime attempting to transcend his often impersonal and ill-fitting nature in order to reach it. This guy wants it. And that's crucial. I only trust those obsessed with the presidency and its capabilities to hold the office, they're the only ones who understand its historic potential. They're the guys who, when the planes hit the buildings, will snap to attention, fling the children's book across the room, and rise to the moment. And they force us to do the same.

Damned straight.

Have we ever seen a smaller man than George Bush in the Oval Office? He has absolutely no notion of how weighty his job is. This comes through so clearly in the way he jokes around like a damned 10-year-old prior to giving speeches, winking at the camera and pumping his fists like this is some sort of damned game show. John Kerry appreciates the gravity of the office. He respects it.

Second, consider Digby's take on Kerry the Man:

Back when he won the primaries and I was still smarting from the defeat of my chosen candidate, I spent one evening reflecting and reading about John Kerry, trying to see what it was that so many of my fellow Democrats seemed to get about this guy that I hadn't seen until he was already half way there. After all, I'd once voted for the man and had plenty of respect for him. Indeed, by the time his nomination was clinched, I thought he was a gift in many ways. A liberal in the White House seemed almost too good to be true in this day and age.

I discovered that what the Democrats in places like Iowa and New Hampshire and South Carolina saw was a man who was tough enough to win and tough enough to take the slings and arrows of what was going to happen to him afterwards. That flinty, Yankee determination is an all-American trait more authentic than all the faux folksiness and phony posturing that two-faced cowpoke from Kennebunkport could ever hope to conjure. And it's a trait that people understood was vital as we deal with threats to our democracy from abroad and from within.

Bill Clinton was a good president, but in the end, I think his greatest flaw was that he never fought back against the GOP with the ferocity that their obscene campaign against him deserved. He changed the subject, he slipped away when they least expected it, he talked his way out of a lot of fights, but he never gave them the punch in the face they so richly deserved. John Kerry will.

Finally, take into consideration this anecdote that Pierce passes along today:

Once, in Iowa, Kerry dropped in on a group of Vietnam veterans. Some of them liked him. Some of them didn't, largely because of the whole VVAW thing. (And, trust me, this was my first beat at the Boston Phoenix, and I discovered that the politics within the various Vietnam veteran's groups were desperate and bloody.) Kerry dismissed the staff, locked the door, blew off the rest of the schedule, and sat there and talked and argued with these guys until they were all exhausted. He wanted to talk to the people who disliked him more than he wanted to talk to anyone else. He gave them the respect of open debate.

Imagine the incumbent doing that. Imagine him sitting down in a room where half the people truly loathe him and everything he stands for, him and his ticket-only rallies, and his coddling staff, and his use of the Secret Service as cheap sidewalk bouncers. Imagine him hearing them out, debating them, giving them the respect of his knowledgeable disagreement. It is inconceivable. One can more easily imagine C-Plus Augustus's flapping his arms and flying to the top of the Washington Monument. Imagine that "character" is even at issue between these two men.

Thanks to George Bush, a lot of people hate us. Kerry has a capacity to hear them out -- even when he disagrees with them -- that Bush absolutely lacks. He has it within him to listen, to explain, and to work out solutions. George Bush never listens (remember how he referred to 15 million protesters as a "focus group"?), never explains (that's one of the things he said he enjoys most about the presidency), and never solves a single damned problem (he's too busy creating them).

So.

I think John Kerry will, at the very least, be a good president. If he can clean up Bush's mess in Iraq, he will prove himself a very good president. And if he can unite our polarized country in a return to a politics of decency, if he can unite the world in the fight against terrorism and repair the international institutions that Bush has left in tatters, he may achieve greatness.

All that aside, not being George W. Bush is a hell of a start.

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Ohio Un-Thugged

This is excellent news:

CINCINNATI - Two federal judges on Monday barred parties from posting challengers at polling places throughout Ohio, saying poll workers, not outsiders, should determine voter eligibility. State Republicans planned to appeal.

..

If the challengers appointed by political parties, issue campaigns and candidates are barred from polling places Tuesday, the only people under state law who could then issue challenges to would-be voters would be the four election officers at each precinct, two Republican and two Democrat, or another voter.

Seriously, isn't it just common sense that properly designated poll workers handle questions of eligibility? Partisan "poll watchers" are nothing but an attempt to intimidate and harass people into not voting. It's naked thuggery, and anybody who engages in it, Republican or Democrat, ought to be ashamed.

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